For Your Consideration... (Updated In The Most Hilarious Way)

Kinja'd!!! "sonicgabe" (gabeloewenberg)
09/23/2016 at 18:43 • Filed to: WTF

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Ok, just read the original post and the update. It’ll make your day, I promise. If it doesn’t, I’ll send you a full refund.

I present to you with almost no comment, except to say...

What the fuck? I don’t even know what that started out as. I have some suspicions, but most of you are better sleuths than I, so have at it.

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This was the best picture I could get as the guy was outside working on it or something. I went back a bit later and I was gone. I’ll be back soon, with the DSLR and a long lens.

UPDATE:

Do you folks remember this beauty?

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So, I pulled up the Google Maps image of where I took today’s picture. And I lost it. I laughed until I cried. Really.

So... here again is today’s picture:

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And here’s the picture from Steet View:

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Holy. Shit.

I don’t know if it’s the exact same car, but I found where bad taste lives.

You’re welcome.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > sonicgabe
09/23/2016 at 17:55

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350Z and a 3000GT


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > sonicgabe
09/23/2016 at 17:55

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Well the silver one is clearly a 350z. I have no clue about the red one though. My gut says 90s Mitsubishi but I can’t find a model that matches. I think the give away is going to be the turn signal on the fender.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > sonicgabe
09/23/2016 at 17:58

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Y he fuck up a 3000GT he should’ve given it to me if he didn’t want it.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > sonicgabe
09/23/2016 at 18:04

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Wow fake scoop and Ferrari badge. All kinds of ugly.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
09/23/2016 at 18:08

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Horsepower added.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > sonicgabe
09/23/2016 at 18:27

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Hold on! It is a 3000GT. I have to put something together. This made my day. Stay tuned...


Kinja'd!!! Bourbon&JellyBeans > sonicgabe
09/23/2016 at 18:50

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Four cars but a one-car garage? Who really needs grass anyway?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > sonicgabe
09/23/2016 at 18:52

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That’s a Mitsubishi 3000GT/Dodge Stealth.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > sonicgabe
09/23/2016 at 22:48

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His neighbors must loooove him!


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > shop-teacher
09/24/2016 at 00:14

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I love him. He has brought so much joy to my life. The big question is did he get a new 3000GT to class up, or is that the old one with new crap on it?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > sonicgabe
09/24/2016 at 09:26

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The world may never know.


Kinja'd!!! Pacer Racer > sonicgabe
09/26/2016 at 10:02

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I didn’t think it was possible, but I think the riced 350Z is the best car here.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Pacer Racer
09/26/2016 at 10:08

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That is the most possible statment of fact ever. But if you were to add virtually any other car to the picture, that statement would be false.


Kinja'd!!! Pacer Racer > sonicgabe
09/26/2016 at 10:15

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Actually, I’ve seen a lot worse. At least the 350Z and 3000gt had a little gusto to back up their looks. Where I grew up in rural Kansas, there were no foreign cars to speak of, so most people riced Cavaliers and Neons. I remember circa 2004 one of my neighbors had an early 90s Escort sedan with a full Autozone bodykit, the faux ventiports on both the front fender and in front of the rear wheels, spinners, and the wing off of an early-2000s Celica. The factory teal paint clashed perfectly with the primer grey bodykit and the flame stickers on the front fenders. I think I’ve had nightmares about that car.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Pacer Racer
09/26/2016 at 10:36

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Sounds hilarious!